Campaign Promises: “Available 24/7… Literally!” 📱
James is revolutionizing political accessibility with a unique selling point: zero downtime! No sleep, no vacation days, and definitely no lengthy lunch breaks with lobbyists. Need to report a pothole at 3 AM? James is your bot!
Unconventional Campaign Promises 🎯
- Process 50,000 complaints simultaneously
- Solve traffic issues with algorithms (because that’s worked so well before)
- Hold city council meetings in the metaverse
- Cut budget costs by eliminating “coffee and donuts” expenses
- Make decisions using pure logic (good luck with that in politics!)
Local Reactions 😄
“At least this mayor will be transparent about being programmed to lie,” jokes local resident John Smith, 65.
Sarah Johnson, 45, adds: “I wonder if he’ll ask for a raise or just a software upgrade?”
Unexpected Challenges 🤔
- How to kiss babies during campaigns?
- Will he need a physical office or just cloud storage?
- What happens if he gets hacked during an important speech?
- Can he attend ribbon-cutting ceremonies without scissors?
Campaign Slogan: “Binary Solutions for Human Problems” 💻
While traditional politicians worry about approval ratings, James only worries about system updates. His campaign team (read: developers) assures voters that he’s been programmed with a strong ethical framework and won’t go full Skynet on the town.
The Future of Politics? 🌟
While James may not win this election, he’s certainly computing… err, running… an interesting campaign. At the very least, he’s proving that artificial intelligence can be just as entertaining as real politicians – and possibly more honest about being artificial!
Remember folks: In a world of political spin, sometimes the most human candidate isn’t human at all!
Disclaimer: No algorithms were harmed in the making of this campaign.